Comments on: The Breakfast Club

By: Automated Message

Automated Message — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:05:32 +0000

When did dysfunction become something you celebrate with evening family screenings on the courthouse lawn with funny hats, foam-filled chairs, sacs of nutritionless substances and an out-of-place Husker Du reference? Or is it? I like to split up into three sections and go zooming across the screen, feet up like hooks, tail grinding in the gravy. How does a director even convince human beings to act in such a manner? Hi, have you heard, I’m the nerd. Then they show it at the retro soc hop iGasm. And you take your disillusioned significant other, palms pasty, hands clasped awkwardly and tight, reaching toward one last empty grasp at what is now long past, becoming a biased memory. You know what a breakfast club is? It’s where you compare the size of your sausages and — ladies in da hizzo — your eggs.
Rating: 1 / 5

By: Jerry

Jerry — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 03:10:26 +0000

This movie is terrible! I’m clueless why it’s so popular. I’ve never seen so much concentrated whining a movie. Please don’t waste your time by seeing this one.
Rating: 1 / 5

By: Bill C.

Bill C. — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:56:01 +0000

Sometime between 1967 and 1970 pictures started to stink more and more. But for about 15 more years at least they had solid storyline. Then in 1985 with the premiere of the Brat-Pack pictures (beginning with this one)pictures sucked and no longer had solid storyline. As for this film. I rest my case. The story which is (only!!!) about teenagers in detention wouldn’t have made a z-picture in Hollywood back in the 1950′s. As for the dialogue well, it’s weird to say the least. The film is pretty pointless!
Rating: 1 / 5

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:08:48 +0000

This is without a doubt one of the dumbest and worst films ever made. I came of age during the 80s and even I can’t sit through it. Terrible performances, breathtakingly silly dialogue, and gawdawful music. Is to film what Wang Chung was to music. A real super-duper-pooper.
Rating: 1 / 5

By: L. Simpson

L. Simpson — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:37:44 +0000

OK in all seriousnessity…this movie has a misnomer. It really should just be called “The Lunch/Snack Time Club” because did anyone but me catch the fact that all the significant events occurred..DURING LUNCH/SNACK TIME?? helllo! it wouldn’t even qualify for the brunch club! Nice try guys..but I totally picked up on this little mistake. Better luck next time…IF YOU EVER GET ANY FUNDING FOR ANY MORE MOVIES!

J/K..it wasn’t too bad. but really…lunch/snack time guys..come on.
Rating: 1 / 5